Posts Tagged weird
Kittehpillar
Posted on Tuesday, May 7th, 2013 at 10:10 amBunnzilla
Posted on Monday, April 22nd, 2013 at 9:03 amBull frog
Posted on Wednesday, March 27th, 2013 at 7:15 amConsensus
Posted on Sunday, February 17th, 2013 at 7:25 pm“Alright! Calling this meeting to order. Our agenda: decide what to do next. We have two free hours to fill. Any suggestions?”
“Grab a snack.”
“We ate an hour ago. Be serious. We need time for exercise.”
“How about getting some work done?”
“Go for a walk outside.”
“Isn’t it February? No, we should watch a movie and stay warm.”
“Sex!”
“Who said that?”
“Who do you think?”
“Somebody remind that bag of hormones what week it is. Good ideas so far, let’s keep going.”
“Sit and contemplate our place in the universe.”
“Read a book.”
“Painting is fun; let’s do that.”
“We should really clean up around here.”
“Write out plans to do important things later.”
“Are we sure snacking is out of the question? Or maybe we think about what dinner will be. Pizza is awesome.”
“Pizza!”
“Yes!”
“No. Cut that out. Dinner decisions will be discussed in the evening meeting.”
“There are a few video games we could play.”
“Or board games.”
“I think–”
“Red alert! Girl staring in this direction. Designated as ‘friend.’ Resume standard functions. Prep for conversation!”
- – -
“You alright, there?”
“Hmm? Oh, yeah… just thinking.”
- – -
“Friend concern levels appear to be lowering. We need a consensus, fast.”
“Internet?”
“…yeah, okay, seconded. All in favor?”
“Aye.”
- – -
“Hey, what was that link off of Reddit?”










